Wednesday, December 17, 2008

To get list



I'm trying to maintain my cool, calm exterior in this madness! I love the holidays but I've got too many things on my plate this season!
Good thing is - I'm done with my holiday shopping and now I just need to pack for our annual Holiday Trek Across the Midwest.


I've got to pick up four things before our impending Holiday Roadtrip:

1) Mo's food- because where we're going, they've never heard of any pet food brand but Walmart and Purina. Welcome to the midwest!

2) A new tag for Daisy because her's was lost on a walk a few weeks ago. The second tag since June! She's like that kid that always lost their mittens.

3) Dramamine for Teagan because she has the worst car sickness I've ever seen in a dog. And it isn't pretty if she's unmedicated.











4) An air freshener for the car. Because nothing says "Christmas" like the smell of two dogs, a cat, and two humans sitting in a tiny car for 15 hours. Add in the possibility of dog puke and any food my husband eats, and rolling down the windows and enduring the frigid winter air doesn't seem so bad in comparison.

Monday, December 15, 2008

Toe Talk.

Teagan HATES getting her toenails clipped.

I know HATE is a strong word but I think it is suitable for Teagan's particular feelings here.






She hasn't ever gotten clipped to the quick, as far as I know, but regardless, every single time I clip her nails, she jerks her paw away and yelps and runs and hides in her crate. She always has, ever since she was a puppy. I try to do it once a month but it has become an ordeal.

I just put her in my lap and hold her and she shakes. SHAKES. Like- out of fear. If she even sees the clippers in my hand, she runs to her crate and hides and won't come out.



So traumatizing!!! For her and me!

So I tried to make it really fun and give her hotdog when the clipper is around but she just snatches the treat and runs away. Not fun. And I feel like a terrible dog-mom.

So I fell for the gimmicky Pedi-Paws thing right away. It was ridiculously expensive AND I had to get batteries.





















I thought her suspicion of vibrating noises (my phone, the hairclippers, electric razors) would carry over but she overcame her suspicion with 15 minutes of hotdog and let me file her toenails with no struggle or shaking or yelping or running and hiding.

VICTORY!


Maybe now I should paint her toenails....ok...maybe not.

Monday, December 8, 2008

Maybe Santa Paws will make it up to them.

So with the holiday season approaching, you'd think we'd be busy dressing up the dogs in reindeer costumes and singing carols or something but we've been much too busy going insane.






I don't even have time for holidays this year. The dogs are thrilled.


Between finals, the hub's graduation ceremony and visiting relatives, sick people, working on my thesis proposal/thesis committee, end of the coaching season and planning a trip to Japan for next month, I haven't even THOUGHT about the holidays. Except to realize that we'll be in a car, with 2 dogs and a cat, for 15 hours in a couple weeks. OMG.

Needless to say, most of the shopping is being done online. And we've decided to scrap the cards this year. The dogs are going to get rawhides and blankets, nothing fancy. Sorry ladies.

However, just in time for our holiday visit with her cousin, Oliver Henry the puppy, Teagan has officially passed her Canine Good Citizen test. You go girl!

















And maybe, one day, I'll get a picture of them remotely near the fireplace. Until then- wish me some sanity...and a little holiday cheer!

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Black and Beautiful

Have you ever heard of black dog syndrome? I hadn't until I adopted my wonderful black lab mix from our area shelter. Definitely an interesting phenomenon and so sad!






Teagan being a beautiful black dog.

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Cold dog snuggles.




I love my dogs. :)









Since it has been FREEZING COLD lately, they've been extra cuddley too.




Daisy is even wearing sweaters regularly because her little naked belly and thin fur make her extra vulnerable to the chill.


Thursday, November 13, 2008

Naked dogs.

As the holiday season approaches, Teagan is dreading the annual costuming of the dogs. Tis the season of sweaters, jackets and various other doggie decor. This year, she'll be sporting a fluffy red down jacket, complete with fur-rimmed hood, on her last trip to the frozen Artic, aka- Chicago in winter.
Last year, her hatred of sweaters was solidified. She was forced to wear a sweater while sitting on Santa's lap and I think it traumatized her.
Daisy has no idea what is coming next...yup...that's right...the Mrs. Claus costume she will be forced to wear throughout the holiday season. Enjoy your costume free Thanksgiving Daisy because you'll be wearing that little dandy the day after.

Daisy looks frozen with fear and but I suspect Teagan is filled with glee. Or she's just sleeping upright. I can't tell.














Oh Teagan, sweet sweet revenge for having to wear the Bears bandana throughout football season. Except you don't know, I got reindeer antlers for you...haha! Oh please, quit giving me that death stare. I'm not afraid of you.

So enjoy your naked time now dogs, for the clothing cometh.

Monday, November 3, 2008

Stage Mom Part 2

I was kind of freaking out about taking Teagan to dog school since she's lately developed a penchant for being crabby with other dogs on her leash. She has gotten too excited and even growled and snapped at a couple dogs on the trail. I have bought books, treats, and spent hours of time working on behavior modification with her for weeks.



And when I say freaking out, I merely mean it was consuming most of my daily thoughts. Ok, slight exaggeration. Probably about 70% of my daily thoughts. My husband patiently sat through me reading him aloud all my dog training documents, poor man. I have lost sleep worrying that she would freak out so bad that we'd get kicked out of class or that she'd attack someone or their dog. And then I'd get sued and they'd take her away from me and put her to sleep and I would die of grief. So, a little melodramatic but I was CONVINCED.






So we went to dog school last night. I brought the husband for back up. I forewarned the instructors. I ran her until she was exhausted and then I made her play fetch for 30 minutes.

When we got in the car- her eyes were as big as saucers and she began whining when we turned onto the highway because she knew we were going somewhere different.



And she was fine.



Apparently, all I need is hotdogs, and she could care less about any dog or person.






I was so relieved.



And my mother has banned me from having children. I'm ok with that. Teagan isn't fond of them anyways. :)

Thursday, October 30, 2008

My dogs hate Halloween.






OK, as promised, here are the girls in their Halloween costumes:















Daisy is giving me the dirtiest look.














Teagan just looks embarrassed.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Slobber city.

Halloween costume pics coming soon... this years theme is winged insects. So far, they hate their hats. Daisy also tries to eat Teagan's costume. Chaos ensues. You understand. Hence, I haven't attempted photos.

In other news:

Teagan began her second level dog obedience class and she performed wildly beyond my expectations (which were considerably lower since she has decided to become crabby on her leash) and I'm super proud of her. My plan: work on her behavior modification on the leash and get through her training before the winter holidays in hopes that she'll be a nice, well-behaved dog when we visit people's homes. She's already pretty well-behaved but a little refresher course ( mostly for me) does help!

Look at those perfectly well-behaved dogs!!




















I have to admit, this week I've had a reminder on how good I've got it with my dogs. We're watching our neighbor's bull mastiff, Brunson. He weighs more than me and my husband. And because he is super-sized- just imagine that his slobber, farts, snores and grunts are also larger than life. SO Gross. I've decided I can never complain about my dogs being dirty again. He's very sweet though and the girls love him, especially Daisy. Odd couple huh?!
If you're not familiar with the breed- I've put up a couple pics- one complete with slobber so you can witness the insanity that is bull mastiff owners:







Thursday, October 16, 2008

Daisy's pointy eared twin is funny.

This is so funny to me because the dog sort of looks like Daisy.

Open Letter to Teagan and Daisy.



Dear Teagan and Daisy,

I've got a couple things to say:

Daisy- you KNOW that if you don't go potty before bed- you have to hold it until we get up the next morning. Those are the rules. I don't appreciate you waking me up at 4:30am when you know we get up at 5:30am . I know you had to go but you're telling me you couldn't tough it out for one MORE hour? Your bladder is small but it should have been empty. Was that really necessary?

Teagan- you KNOW that you're not supposed to eat the stuffing from your blue koala or pink elephant. So that is why I was kind of grumpy when you decided to throw up whatever that horrible stuff was on your blanket right after I got back in bed at 4:40am. Let's be sensible here. You're not a cat- you don't do hairballs.

And this goes for both of you- toilet paper is not a toy and is not to be shredded all over the bathroom and bedroom floor while I'm in the shower. Teagan- don't even try to tell me it was all Daisy's idea, I saw a bit of tp in your mouth. You're just as guilty. You guys are SOOOOOO in the dog house.

...but I still love you. And yes, you're right, we did have a nice walk in between the super early bathroom break/vomit and the toilet paper fiasco. But still...

Love,
The Hand That Feeds You

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

For your viewing pleasure

I can't get enough of cute animals with funny captions. I just can't....
















Friday, October 10, 2008

For all my bffs.




Word- all my single friends complain that they get labeled crazy cat ladies but what about those crazy cat men huh?!

Monday, October 6, 2008

Marathon Dog

Teagan is my favorite running partner.
















We run three times a week and I don't think I'd be where I'm at in training if not for her.







Yes, I'm one of those people who hates to run solo. I need something- an ipod, a person, a tv...to keep me company. I get too lost in my head otherwise!







My husband hates running and claims his ankle is damaged. And we all know it is just that he's lazy and why doesn't he just admit it but whatever...I'm not judging... :P







Most of my human friends who run are way more advanced than me and I always feel like I'm slowing them down. And I'm usually right...







Teagan's one of those running partners who is a waaaaay better runner than you but doesn't bring it up so you don't feel bad and keeps you motivated by her awesomeness. Love her!



















She's a way better runner but I have to say I WORE HER OUT yesterday. It was awesome.



Go me! Go Tea! Here's what she got for being such a good dog...I'll get a pic of her in it next week!





















Yay!

Daisy passed her Canine Good Citizen test with FLYING COLORS! She didn't even need a "do-over". You go girl!


Now she wants a nap. :)

Friday, October 3, 2008

Dog Debate!

After watching the debate last night, the dogs finally made their choice of candidates. They've been hearing my husband and I squabble over our preferred candidates for months but instead of tipping it in one direction or another- they've kept us at odds.

Teagan decided to go with Obama/Biden because she feels like they understand her poor, working-class roots as a stray and a shelter dog. Plus, she really hate the flute and most musical instruments.
Daisy decided to go with McCain/Palin because she likes lipstick. And some pitbulls. And the phrase, "You betcha!".

We thought we might get them some shirts to show off their election day favorites:





STYLISH AND POLITICALLY ASTUTE!


Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Cramming for the final exam!

Daisy's Canine Good Citizen test is on Sunday night and we're working hard making sure that she's ready. She did AWESOME in a short review session last week but we can't use food or treats during the test so I am trying to run through the whole thing without treats beforehand!















Teagan begins the CGC class at the end of October and I'm REALLY nervous about it because she's a lot bigger (*I can just pick Daisy up when she's acting "the fool"). Teagan also gets super wild and excited with new people and dogs. Like- insane wild and crazy.

I don't want to be a "stage mom". If either one doesn't pass right away, I will still think they're the best, smartest dogs ever. I just want everyone else to see how wonderful they are too...

Here are the requirements: Do you think your dog could pass??

Test 1: Accepting a friendly stranger
Demonstrates that the dog will allow a friendly stranger to approach it and speak to the handler in a natural, everyday situation. The evaluator walks up to the dog and handler and greets the handler in a friendly manner, ignoring the dog. The evaluator and handler shake hands and exchange pleasantries. The dog must show no sign of resentment or shyness, and must not break position or try to go to the evaluator.
*Daisy can do this well, but Teagan JUMPS!

Test 2: Sitting politely for petting
Demonstrates that the dog will allow a friendly stranger to touch it while it is out with its handler. With the dog sitting at the handler's side, to begin the exercise, the evaluator pets the dog on the head and body. The handler may talk to his or her dog throughout the exercise. The dog may stand in place as it is petted. The dog must not show shyness or resentment.
*Daisy is pretty good- and Teagan JUMPS!

Test 3: Appearance and grooming
Demonstrates that the dog will welcome being groomed and examined and will permit someone, such as a veterinarian, groomer or friend of the owner, to do so. It also demonstrates the owner's care, concern and sense of responsibility. The evaluator inspects the dog to determine if it is clean and groomed. The dog must appear to be in healthy condition (i.e., proper weight, clean, healthy and alert). The handler should supply the comb or brush commonly used on the dog. The evaluator then softly combs or brushes the dog, and in a natural manner, lightly examines the ears and gently picks up each front foot. It is not necessary for the dog to hold a specific position during the examination, and the handler may talk to the dog, praise it and give encouragement throughout.
* A+ for the most beautiful dogs EVER!!

Test 4: Out for a walk (walking on a loose lead)
Demonstrates that the handler is in control of the dog. The dog may be on either side of the handler. The dog's position should leave no doubt that the dog is attentive to the handler and is responding to the handler's movements and changes of direction. The dog need not be perfectly aligned with the handler and need not sit when the handler stops. The evaluator may use a pre-plotted course or may direct the handler/dog team by issuing instructions or commands. In either case, there should be a right turn, left turn, and an about turn with at least one stop in between and another at the end. The handler may talk to the dog along the way, praise the dog, or give commands in a normal tone of voice. The handler may sit the dog at the halts if desired.
* Both girls ace this one!

Test 5: Walking through a crowd
Demonstrates that the dog can move about politely in pedestrian traffic and is under control in public places. The dog and handler walk around and pass close to several people (at least three). The dog may show some interest in the strangers but should continue to walk with the handler, without evidence of over-exuberance, shyness or resentment. The handler may talk to the dog and encourage or praise the dog throughout the test. The dog should not jump on people in the crowd or strain on the leash.
*Daisy- yes. Teagan- not so much. Again- she loves to jump!

Test 6: Sit and down on command and Staying in place
This test demonstrates that the dog has training, will respond to the handler's commands to sit and down and will remain in the place commanded by the handler (sit or down position, whichever the handler prefers). The dog must do sit AND down on command, then the owner chooses the position for leaving the dog in the stay. Prior to this test, the dog's leash is replaced with a line 20 feet long. The handler may take a reasonable amount of time and use more than one command to get the dog to sit and then down. The evaluator must determine if the dog has responded to the handler's commands. The handler may not force the dog into position but may touch the dog to offer gentle guidance. When instructed by the evaluator, the handler tells the dog to stay and walks forward the length of the line, turns and returns to the dog at a natural pace. The dog must remain in the place in which it was left (it may change position) until the evaluator instructs the handler to release the dog. The dog may be released from the front or the side.
*Awesome at this...both of them

Test 7: Coming when called
This test demonstrates that the dog will come when called by the handler. The handler will walk 10 feet from the dog, turn to face the dog, and call the dog. The handler may use encouragement to get the dog to come. Handlers may choose to tell dogs to "stay" or "wait" or they may simply walk away, giving no instructions to the dog.
* Aside from Teagan's collar snatching fear, both are excellent with this

Test 8: Reaction to another dog
This test demonstrates that the dog can behave politely around other dogs. Two handlers and their dogs approach each other from a distance of about 20 feet, stop, shake hands and exchange pleasantries, and continue on for about 10 feet. The dogs should show no more than casual interest in each other. Neither dog should go to the other dog or its handler.
* Daisy does great but this is where Teagan gets a big F!

Test 9: Reaction to distraction
This test demonstrates that the dog is confident at all times when faced with common distracting situations. The evaluator will select and present two distractions. Examples of distractions include dropping a chair, rolling a crate dolly past the dog, having a jogger run in front of the dog, or dropping a crutch or cane. The dog may express natural interest and curiosity and/or may appear slightly startled but should not panic, try to run away, show aggressiveness, or bark. The handler may talk to the dog and encourage or praise it throughout the exercise.
*They do alright as long as it isn't a scooter! Or fireworks...

Test 10: Supervised separation
This test demonstrates that a dog can be left with a trusted person, if necessary, and will maintain training and good manners. Evaluators are encouraged to say something like, "Would you like me to watch your dog?" and then take hold of the dog's leash. The owner will go out of sight for three minutes. The dog does not have to stay in position but should not continually bark, whine, or pace unnecessarily, or show anything stronger than mild agitation or nervousness. Evaluators may talk to the dog but should not engage in excessive talking, petting, or management attempts (e.g, "there, there, it's alright").
*Both of my dogs LOVE attention from everyone.

So wish Daisy luck this weekend! I just try to remember that even though my dogs aren't perfectly trained- they have PERSONALITY! :)













Monday, September 29, 2008

Scaredy-dog

Daisy's terrified of firecrackers. She runs under the bed and hides for hours if she hears anything that remotely sounds like one.
Teagan's afraid of children and scooters. So when a child ON a scooter comes at her- she flinches and barks like she's been confronted with Satan himself.
I am afraid of having the most neurotic dogs in the world.
What's your dog afraid of?
















Friday, September 26, 2008

Baby got back. And sides. And front.



When we got little Daisy, she was a skinny-mini. Her little rib bones stuck out and she looked so scrawny. We are always trying to fatten her up. And it worked....




She officially has a doggie pooch. ADORABLE.

(Snuggling with her Uncle Jon)







OK- so she's still a little skinny thing but so much better than before. I think she officially hit the 10 lb mark!

Camping Trip!


So last weekend we took Teagan and Daisy camping in a nearby state park. It was Daisy's first time camping with us. We went hiking and settled by the fire before piling into the tent. I think Daisy and Teagan were the only ones who got a good nights sleep. I can't sleep on such hard ground- I guess I'm too citified :) And Teagan and Daisy had their cushy beds too...I guess that could have helped...

Teagan got a chance to use her nifty little backpack for the first time in a while. She loves it.



As much fun as it is to rough it- I think we were all THRILLED to go home. Teagan practically raced me to the door! I guess I'm not the only one who's citified...



All in all- a good time. We had a nice long hike too!


Goodbye for now!



























This Friday Snuggle brought to you by the cutest dogs EVER.

HAPPY FALL!

Some snuggly autumn weather has finally reached us! It rained yesterday and was actually kinda chilly. We had a nice fire in the fireplace and sipped hot apple cider. In weather like this, I want to hibernate!! Teagan and Daisy had the same idea too...





















Doesn't she look comfy snuggling in her down blanket? I thought it was rather cute. And then I realized Teagan was snuggling her elephant. And it was probably the most precious thing I've seen in my whole life.




Warm and snuggly weekend- coming up!

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

This Week at Kitty Academy.

So inspired by the kitty doing tricks video, I decided to try some on our cat, Mo.


AND HE IS AWESOME. He now knows how to sit, gimme 5, spin and up. It is precious. I guess you can tell he's kinda food-motivated. :)


Thursday, September 18, 2008

Cats rule, dogs drool...

My dogs don't even do all these tricks!!

What a supercat!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gKPpXkPzFA

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Dogs and Diapers.

Baby fever has hit and I currently know 17 people who are expecting or have recently had a baby in the past couple months. (I know right?!) The best part is: I'm going to be an aunt for the first time! We're super thrilled and excited but since we have dogs, not children, my immediate thought was- what about the dogs?



















I've always wondered how people introduced their dogs to the new babies, especially when the dogs WERE the babies beforehand. After some brief googling (yes it is a verb now), I found you can actually take courses in preparing your dog for baby. AWESOME. And I just thought that's what they made "baby gates" for...
It turns out there is whole list of things you should do before you bring home the kiddo to meet the dog. One site recommended that you BORROW DIRTY DIAPERS FROM FRIENDS so your dog gets used to the smell. Ew. That might be an awkward request to make: "Excuse me Jessica, can I borrow your baby's diaper? I want to take it home and have my dog to smell it". You might get the police called on you.
I also saw where you could record a tape of your friend's baby crying or babbling to get your dog used to the noise. If I were you, I'd ask a different friend than the one with the diaper- you've already made some pretty weird requests, she may not return your phone calls if she thinks you're stalking her baby.
One lady suggested watching reruns of The Baby Story on TLC since babies cry in that show all the time. I remember watching The Baby Story in college and thinking "OMG, I will never ever be that lame" but still watched with horrified fascination as these normal couples were transformed into hormonal, emotional, terrified, sobbing creatures. My favorite episode was where the lady wanted to do a natural birth and then the contractions were so painful she decided to do an epidural and her husband was like, "Baby, remember what we decided" and she was all, "I DON'T CARE THIS HURTS GET AWAY FROM ME YOU STUPID MAN". And then she got the epidural, put a flower in her hair, put on some red lipstick, smiled, pushed for a few minutes (without breaking a sweat) and had that baby. I remember thinking- "If I ever have a baby- I want it to be like that". Word.
My friend Meghan said she carried around a doll to train her lab when they were expecting her son and I got this great image of her carrying around a baby doll acting like a crazy person. I know quite a few people who didn't do anything at all and just went with it. Some turned out great- some not so great. What are some ways you prepared (or would prepare) your dog for baby?
















Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Just needing a little laugh.

We're still having an insane week.


We're both crazy-busy with work and I've got a lot of stuff coming up in the next few weeks for school and coaching that I've been trying to get a head start on.


In dog training news- I have been trying to teach the girls "come" and Teagan is convinced I'm trying to trap her when I go to grab her collar and hides under the table like the only time her collar gets grabbed is when she's about to receive a terrible beating. As far as I know, she's never been beaten so either she's going crazy or she thinks I'm going to steal her collar. No offense Teagan, but your collar just isn't my style. Hot pink is not my color. Don't worry.

In general, Teagan isn't acting like herself and I'm convinced it is my fault. I think we left her one too many times and now she has post-traumatic stress disorder or something.

Daisy is having the runs from all that cheese.

I can't de-stress by running because my knee is old and crabby this week so I just have to look forward to yoga on Thursday to get it all out.

And to top it all off- it is raining.


Here are some funny dog pictures to make it all better. :)
































































This one reminds me of Teagan. When she's not fretting about collar thieves.